Lassie come home and bring me my eyelashes.

I mean, Latisse come home and bring me back my eyelashes.

So much to watch. So much wrong. SUCH a bad idea. Fuck them.
http://www.latisse.com/Default.aspx?return=true

So Brooke sez:
"Once this guy Lucifer wanted to sleep with me and I was like,

'Mom ! Do I have to ?'

He was gross and ate too much mayonnaise, so I broke up with him.

What? I was only 13 !

He found me on Facebook after all these years,and we are really making a go of it.

But guess what ? I ended up with bald eyes!"

The devil is really sweet and really, really rich !!

'Here my darling, I created LATISSE just for you.Use it and spread the word but be warned--

Use may cause darkening of eyelid skin which maybe reversible."

LATISSE^® under close doctor supervision. May cause eyelid skin darkening which may be reversible, and there is potential for increased brown iris pigmentation which is likely to be permanent. There is a potential for hair growth to occur in areas where LATISSE^® solution comes in repeated contact with skin surfaces. If you develop or experience any eye problems or have eye surgery, consult your doctor immediately about continued use of LATISSE^®. The most common side effects after using LATISSE^® solution are an itching sensation in the eyes and/or eye redness.

1."LATISSE^® use may cause darkening of the eyelid skin."

(Nice . We can look like Zombies!)

2. "Which may be reversible." ( may be ?)

3. "May also cause increased brown pigmentation of the colored part of the eye which is likely to be permanent" (The colored part ? You mean the IRIS ?)

4. "It is possible for hair growth to occur in other areas of your skin that LATISSE^® frequently touches" (What ? Wait....WHAT ?--Oooh you mean my fingertips will sprout eyelashes? AWESOME)

You know, of course, this means they are trying to kill us.

What planet do the pharmaceutical companies come from ? Who do they think they are?

Perhaps they are those rather large Alien monstrosities on "The Twilight Zone" who wanted to "Serve man".

What do they want from us ?

I'm pretty sure they are trying to take over and kill us all.

Brooke, how much are they paying you, dear ? IS IT WORTH YOUR LIVER AND YOUR SOUL?

-Y

P.S. Check out this web sight and tell me what you think about it. You might want to use a public phone because they can trace the call back to your house.

http://www.realself.com/