One of these things is not like the other things.
One of these things , it doesn't belong.
Can you guess which thing is not like the other thing before I finish my sooooong?!!!"
Did you try with all your might ? Did you guess right ?
LIQUIBEADS! Huh?
PLEASE , can we all be dead before ANYONE on earth inserts a moisture bead up their bagina ?
Dear lord, please let there be a recall... forever.
Haha, and you thought it was the gas treatment.
ReplyDeletewell, it's pagina, not bagina. duh. and wasn't chocolate powder or liquid enough? do we need chocolate CHIPS in our milk. i think not.
ReplyDeletei was going to guess that it was the hydratant vaginal de longue durée that didn't belong. due to the foreign language part. huh. wrong again.
YEAH, About those Chips Ahoy straws-!!!!!!!!!You cant believe what it is. It's a plastic tube filled with old cookie parts gathered from the floor of the factory.
ReplyDeleteAgain, bought for research and accidentally ingested .
Actually, all of those things are JUST like the other as they're all made out of STP.
ReplyDeleteDo not use the cookie straws to insert the vagina beads unless you want your lady parts to smell and taste like Oreos.
ReplyDeleteHa ! the gold fish are the ones that are different. Everything else has to do with vaginas.
ReplyDelete1. Snuggle exhilarations -Check
2. Bits crashers ! -Check
3. STP-stop teenage pregnancy-Check
4. Vagina beads & insertion cookie device-Check
5. Goldfish flavor bursters-No(?)
well, and i hate to say this, but there is that tuna small so oft referred to. perhaps an extra cheddar fish-shaped suppository would help?
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