Coming up next, I will wash my soap.

I saw this at Von's the other day.

Before my feelings had even fully registered, I found myself stricken with secret guilt that I had never washed my washing machine. I was horrified. Wow. So much dirt must have built up in there, and I never even thought to wash it. I'm so gross.

Then I remembered I don't own a washing machine.

Then suddenly I was like screaming "Fuck you TIDE, #occupy this!" while grabbing my crotch.

Then they were escorting me out. Again.

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#Occupy Waffle Maker Riots

"Where have you been?"

"We've been busy."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/25/waffle-maker-riot_n_1113293.html?ref=mostpopular

The revolution is starting--DIDN'T WE SAY ????

Told ya.

I'm going downtown. What should my sign say?

"Sallie Mae is a Ruthless Bitch" or "Fuck you, Rite Aid" "Soilent green is made out of Corporations" or

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I'm on TV Bitch

Ha! The greatest vandal.

There is someone Brilliant in LA !

Perpendicular

Just cut the tail off and it will fit.

My quesadilla recipe

Two corn tortillas and a pregnancy test.