Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Coming up next, I will wash my soap.

I saw this at Von's the other day.
Before my feelings had even fully registered, I found myself stricken with secret guilt that I had never washed my washing machine. I was horrified. Wow. So much dirt must have built up in there, and I never even thought to wash it. I'm so gross.

Then I remembered I don't own a washing machine.
Then suddenly I was like screaming "Fuck you TIDE, #occupy this!" while grabbing my crotch.

Then they were escorting me out. Again.


Friday, October 7, 2011

The revolution is starting--DIDN'T WE SAY ????

Told ya.

I'm going downtown. What should my sign say?

"Sallie Mae is a Ruthless Bitch" or "Fuck you, Rite Aid" "Soilent green is made out of Corporations" or


Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Ha! The greatest vandal.

There is someone Brilliant in LA !

Saturday, July 30, 2011


Just cut the tail off and it will fit.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

My quesadilla recipe

Two corn tortillas and a pregnancy test.