Get in the cellar NOW.

Global warming has gotten so bad that even Taquito's are in danger.

Nature is so PISSED OFF, that it's attacking our "dinner".

Eat all THREE of these tornado's and then don't worry.

FEMA won't be coming to bring you a plastic home that gives you cancer any time soon.

What I would like to know is what the fuck is the flavor of the "Southwest" ?

"Grinding poverty" flavor ?

"Swirly, dusty, forgotten" flavor.

"Native American jewelry" flavor?

"We killed you with 'smallpox'y-o's' flavored blankets and now you are all dead and your legacy lives on in the frozen food aisle " flavor?

It's a whirlwind of flavor, I know that . They told me. So watch out. You don't want the objects in your dining room stuck in your forehead.

P.s. Who knew there was a little jail in the back of Von's behind the Dairy section ?

I'm cold and have lactose intolerance. Who are these fat ninja "security" guard bitches?

I keep screaming, "Don't eat me !" but they just want to know, "Who sent you ?"

Shit,my iphone is dying.