Does this come in snuggly ?

I WISH this was the reason my marriage failed. It seems so normal.

Your husband farts. He leaves. Awesome.

Instead I got a pathologically cheap musician who was fucking a Jesus loving game show host, and who STILL wouldn't leave !

Wheres the blanket for that , Huh ? HUH ? The Shroud of Turin ? Anthrax flavored Snugly ? Small poxy-o's flavored blanket? Pigs in a blanket? Michael Jackson's Son ?

I'll take losers for 500$, Alex.

I did try to fart my husband into leaving me, but it was so powerful the military was alerted and special op's intervened. This is actually how Better Marriage Blanket(BMB) was invented. He wrapped it around his head and plugged on NEVER taking it off ! He was an oddly determined fellow.