Happy-Something is wrong in the animal Kingdom-Easter

I am on Vacation and I saw this in real life , right in the middle of nothing , and I became frightened.

As I stood dumbfounded , a hoard of teenagers passed by .

Boy Teen:"But it's holding a duck."

Girl Teen # 2 "It's a terrorist"

Y: "It's really weird"

Unrelated Teen passerby:"They are trying to show that gorillas are the mothers of mankind"

Small Child "Jesus was a gorilla?"

Girl Teen #2 "They are trying to stop evolution by telling mother goose she is a primate"

Boy Teen : "One word-PETA"

Small Child "It's wearing a shirt,but..."(confused)

All I wanted to say is, "Why is every single holiday about buying CANDY?"

But, I think I might need to rethink.