Comrade X announces the official beer of the Revolution (you thought this was going to be about vaginal beads, didn't you? Pervert!), Proletariat Red. In coming posts, official wines and liquors of all sorts will be announced as Comrade X diligently works his way through every liquor-dispensing outlet in his particular part of the United States of Bourgeois Oppression. In accordance with this, Comrade X will also be posting his favorite songs and ballads to accompany the coming Revolution, to inspire and encourage in the dark days ahead when imbecilic bourgeois heads will be smashed with the Hammers of Justice and/or decapitated with the Sickles of Righteousness. Rise up!The first in this series, the Ballad of the Oppressed Proletarian Barmaid (Nota Bene: those Revolutionaries born after 1980 may find this period piece hard to appreciate -- those born in previous decades will know exactly what I'm talkin' about, oh yeah!).
The original is much better. Because Brandy is a fine girl, but I don't know how much of a good wife she will be... Especially as a waitress out for tips and other things!
ReplyDeleteThe United States of BO. I like it. It smells.
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