If you could make a visual representation of the online dating "seduction," it might look something like this:
No one knows what the hell they're talking about, and every attempt at communication is a miscommunication. Fuck the emails -- just meet and get it over with. Then text your friends on the way home to complain about it.
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ha! yes. that's pretty much exactly it. (j'adore Andy Kaufman)
ReplyDeleteand thanks for the expansion of taxidermy, well, that's how I visualize it in my head; each type displayed by a representational stuffed animal head on the wall. staring at me. with beady eyes. the women all versions of me, the men my targets/prizes.
cheers to X, and also to e/smile for bringing my humor back about this. i'm patiently waiting for the 'peoples shopping-site of love and fucking for the revolution'.
HA! Can one put a emoticon on the Comments ? :)--does that work ?
ReplyDeleteI think we've done pretty good with the emails. Why meet ?
Just joking my friend.
--Y
oops does the smiley face with two dashes mean something? Let's post about emoticons next.
ReplyDeletethe two dashes could be the tongue hanging out? you have to put a space or a dash between the : and the ) or else it looks odd. like a really squished face. see examples...
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i hate emoticons. please write about them.