Gardens of CASH--no, not for you, for them. Eventually. After they monopolize education.
Lets discuss:
1. How do we feel about PEPSI COLA and other such ruinous companies owning the IDEA of healthy eating in our schools. Even if they give us organic soil and those big cool felt wall pocket garden thingys.
2. Accepting money from monsters.
3. Obesity in children.
4. Soda vending machines in schools.
5. Mega Companies pretending to be moral by weaseling themselves in under the radar.
6. Making pacts with the devil.
7. BP's commercials pre -world ocean disaster.
8. How much we love the George Saunders.
9. Carne Asada tacos from Yucca's.
answers:
ReplyDelete1. corporations are people, the supreme court said so, clear back in the 1880s (i think)---so of course they deserve to own their ideas, just like everyone else.
2. I am a wage slave for a large medical university. they do experiments on monkeys, so of course I accept money from monsters. What else am I going to do? Make beutiful, useful stuff and trade with others who also make beautiful useful stuff?
3. I thik obesity in childern is a great thing. keep them in front of the playstation and out of public areas.
4. see answer 3.
5. no one is moral. humans are selfish greedy things. i say embrace your amorality and live it up while you can.
6. again. wage slave. already made multiple pacts with the devil. also see answer 5.
7. The height of irony.
8. ?????
9. Carne Asads tacos are almost better than sex, though I can't vouch for the ones from Yucca's. But the ones I make? COSMIC BLISS.
Le F
Thank you for your comments. Very well done.
ReplyDeleteAs per George Saunders
Read this :
http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2003/01/27/030127fi_fiction
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