Way to go California Pizza Kitchen! Just rub it in,go ahead. Poor lonely society going out and buying a pizza FOR ONE and then microwaving (!) it and then tasting-eth of the cardboard. Is this what it's come to? Where are our villages? Where are our tribes? Where is the pizza delivery guy? Couldn't they come up with something like, "You won't always be you" ? Even the cheese has three other friends.
The only positive thing about it being a pizza "for one" is that when depressed about being a "one," said one won't go and eat a pizza meant to serve four people. I bet that thing is as big as my hand.
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ahhha...depression and frozen pizza. the single lonely mans solace. plus let us not forget the beer....
ReplyDeleteHave I become a loser? I do believe that I have. Most of my weekends are whiled away by watching old film noir, eating a frozen pizza (and yes...it is the ones meant to serve 4 people or so. I can eat the whole damn thing) and drinking a six pack of ipa...I used to have a fire in my heart. what happened?
Le F
Comrade Le F-
ReplyDeleteOnly you can bring yourself up by the proverbial boot straps. Move on to single serving frozen burritos! Drink less beer! Watch your film noir but only after dark! Get off your pizza-filled keister and go for a walk! And if this doesn't work, I suggest a scalpel and a torch to restart that fire. Bloody yes, but awfully important.
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