This is how we park in P-town, bitch!

Perhaps the more observant among you have noticed a theme in Comrade X's writings: the idiocy of people here in the Great Pacific Northwest, or, as the Separatists, those Eternally Ridiculous Optimists call it, Cascadia. Well, you see, Comrade X's motto is, if you can't beat 'em, ridicule 'em (well, that's ONE motto). The problem, of course, is that sometimes it's just not that much of a challenge. Take this photo, for instance: this car was double-parked at a stop sign, no hazard lights on, no one in the piece of shit vehicle, and the car parked right next to the stopping line (the stop sign is just to your left, adjacent to the blue car) which of course meant that anyone wanting to make a turn, left or right, from that street onto the one perpendicular to it -- a VERY busy street, dangerously so -- would have to drive into the other lane where, of course, anyone turning ONTO that street would smash straight into the car attempting to turn for, in their infinite wisdom, the city planners here decided to make EVERY SINGLE CORNER completely blind, allowing for ZERO visibility. So, some fucking idiot just decides that, since they are obviously the only person in the world, or, if not, at the very least the MOST IMPORTANT due merely to the fact that they breathe and shit and drive in this city, they will just park their car, oh, I don't know, say, in THE MOST DANGEROUS SPOT AVAILABLE, fuck the fact that it's in the actual road and completely illegal, they obviously have IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO, so fuck it, they're parking it RIGHT THERE. Now, Comrade X can see that if it were an emergency, a momentary bending of basic traffic and safety laws (not to mention common sense) might be in order, but this picture was taken when Comrade X was RETURNING to his home ONE AND A HALF HOURS AFTER seeing it initially!

WHAT THE FUCK?

Yes, THAT'S the kind of city Comrade X lives in. We breed a special kind of moron here. One who should be exterminated as quickly as possible.

Fucking hell (yet again).

Oh, and the best part -- about half-way down the street behind this fuckwit was ANOTHER car parked the same way, at the same time, and still there when I took the picture.