More Movies That Make No Sense: Sucker Punch

Okay, from what I can tell, this movie has everything:

1. Hot chicks in Sailor Moon outfits.
2. Hot chicks with guns.
3. Hot chicks sitting around looking hot.
4. Dragons.
5. Dragons that breathe fire.
6. Hot chicks leaping 50 feet in the air and kicking dragons that breathe fire.
7. Hot chicks with samurai swords.
8. Hot chicks with samurai swords fighting samurai robots or zombies or something.
9. Dirigibles.
10. Dirigibles with Iron Crosses on them.
11. Dirigibles with Iron Crosses on them that explode.
12. Did I mention hot chicks?
13. Robots.
14. Nazis or maybe neo-Nazis.
15. Nazi (or maybe neo-Nazi) robots.
16. Lots and lots of blatant and obvious and cliched male orgasm imagery.
17. Strippers, apparently.
18. An insane asylum.
19. An insane asylum full of hot chicks who are strippers, apparently, who somehow and for some reason get weapons and break out of the insane asylum and fight Nazi robots and dragons that breathe fire and samurai zombies or something and assorted monsters with huge Gattling guns. And gangsters, I think.
20. Even MORE hot chicks. And a disco ball.

What's not to love?