Comrade A, upon seeing this sign, said, "They have gym memberships at the Salvo? Huh. Whut the fuck?" Trenchant. Comrade X, when he saw this sign, was hardly less eloquent -- he almost crashed his car into the building. Gym classes at the Salvation Army? Jesus is suddenly interested in your fitness? And He cares -- cares about what? Flabbiness? Now we're going to see a lot of bums walking around with blasted quads and shredded pecs -- like they're not scary enough, now they're going to be buffed. Of course, this will allow them to participate at a higher level of performance at the Bum Olympics, so perhaps there is a socially redeeming quality to this after all, and it's not just completely ridiculous.
Yeah, right.
And "Exercise 4 Life"? As opposed to what, "Exercise 4 Death"? Or perhaps they mean eternal life -- you can't get into heaven if your body fat is over 15% and your body mass index doesn't fall into God-approved parameters. I guess they're not kidding when they say that donuts are the Devil's food.
Ah, well. See ya in hell!
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