UNCRUSTABLES . Frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts cut off.You know you’ve seen them in the frozen food aisles, and then you shielded your eyes, right?
Because if you looked at them too long the world might end?
The recipe for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is really complicated,so it is totally understandable that you might save some time and go out and get some of these.
Umm…by the way….WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU INSANE ? YOUR POOR CHILD ! You can't stay home for one second and drag a knife across a piece of white bread for them?
UNCRUSTABLES? Really ? Really? Smuck-you , you mother fuckers.
(What’s next--Crustables for healthy gums?)
And again with the "Comic Sans MS" bubbly typeface ?
Are we raising children who can only read if the letters look like marshmallows?
Comrade Y --
ReplyDeleteDoes the crimped edge actually constitute a crust? If so, we have found another way in which this product LIES!
-- Comrade X
Y --
ReplyDeleteSmuck-you. Nice. I feel Smucker's CFO shaking even now.
-- X
OMG a lady inline behind me was buying two uncrustables for herself ! ?????????????
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