Any'tizers?I think I just lost the will to live. They might be trying to kill us. They might be succeeding.
It's not even funny.
This is how it goes:
The children are hungry. One must go out and find them food.
One enters ghastly lit grocery store which is sort of like a hockey rink filled with brightly colored packages .
One must take certain anti- anxiety drugs in order to pass over the threshold.
One convinces oneself one is doing "Research" in order to shop.
One was joking before, but suddenly realizes the extent of the horror, while wandering the aisles in a daze.
One spots Any'tizers.
3rd world countries: PLEASE SEND HELP. It's a fucking emergency. You might not have a lot of money or whatever but... at least you don't have Any'tizers.
Help.
OMG, i laughed so hard. its true, and did you know there are many varieties of any'tizers. like 6 or 7 ?
ReplyDelete-Jenny.H
Dear Jenny,
ReplyDeletePlease enlighten us to other styles. We are too afraid to go back and look.
If you have eaten them we suggest you go get an MRI immediately.
Love X & Y