Enclosed please find one black and one beige super scratchy plasticy paper Disposable THONG underpants.
MYTAGALONGS. Say it three times and you will be reborn in the Philippines.
In case you cant see the picture ( because I was laughing too hard to keep the camera steady), it says :
"Wear-once panties. Slips A Usage Unique."
Unique ? I'll say.
Tagalong your underpants? Is that Tagalog for "THE MOST INSANE AND FUCKED UP PRODUCT EVER"? Honestly, I am trying to come up with reasons why they would make this product other than they had a million bolts of hazmat suit fabric that they needed to get rid of.
My tag a-thongs. My sag a-longs. My-tag you're it-a-thon.
Mycarryout a-thongs. Thongs to go. I forgot my underwearathon and I'm on the way to work-along. Tag a GAG a long . Tagalong underpants in your purse for a rainy day a-thongs? You just got in a car accident and you are on the way to the hospital and you don't want to be wearing your regular dirty a-longs ?
First of all, WHY?
In what circumstance would you possibly need these ?
You had a poop in your pants and you can't go home?
Please tell me.
