Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Coming up next, I will wash my soap.


I saw this at Von's the other day.
Before my feelings had even fully registered, I found myself stricken with secret guilt that I had never washed my washing machine. I was horrified. Wow. So much dirt must have built up in there, and I never even thought to wash it. I'm so gross.

Then I remembered I don't own a washing machine.
Then suddenly I was like screaming "Fuck you TIDE, #occupy this!" while grabbing my crotch.

Then they were escorting me out. Again.

-y

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