Coming up next, I will wash my soap.

I saw this at Von's the other day.

Before my feelings had even fully registered, I found myself stricken with secret guilt that I had never washed my washing machine. I was horrified. Wow. So much dirt must have built up in there, and I never even thought to wash it. I'm so gross.

Then I remembered I don't own a washing machine.

Then suddenly I was like screaming "Fuck you TIDE, #occupy this!" while grabbing my crotch.

Then they were escorting me out. Again.

-y