tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39007435949693230402024-03-13T07:16:28.361-07:00Irritable Blog SyndromeDestroying capitalism, one product at a time.The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.comBlogger188125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-45327686158425688522011-12-21T17:41:00.000-08:002011-12-22T16:47:27.919-08:00Coming up next, I will wash my soap.<div><br /></div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-x-bFvEY7dQk/TvKLdac4L0I/AAAAAAAAAi8/pcxYq8t91a0/s1600/IMG00711-20111129-1541.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-x-bFvEY7dQk/TvKLdac4L0I/AAAAAAAAAi8/pcxYq8t91a0/s400/IMG00711-20111129-1541.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5688762616755269442" /></a>I saw this at Von's the other day.<div>Before my feelings had even fully registered, I found myself stricken with secret guilt that I had never washed my washing machine. I was horrified. Wow. So much dirt must have built up in there, and I never even thought to wash it. I'm so gross. </div><div><br /></div><div>Then I remembered I don't own a washing machine. </div><div>Then suddenly I was like screaming "Fuck you TIDE, #occupy this!" while grabbing my crotch.</div><div><br /></div><div>Then they were escorting me out. Again.</div><div><br /></div><div> -y</div>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-88999572792755222372011-11-26T16:50:00.000-08:002011-11-26T16:56:43.470-08:00#Occupy Waffle Maker Riots<div> "Where have you been?"</div><div><br /></div><div> "We've been busy."</div><div><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/25/waffle-maker-riot_n_1113293.html?ref=mostpopular">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/25/waffle-maker-riot_n_1113293.html?ref=mostpopular</a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-58291525191105855872011-10-07T17:37:00.000-07:002011-11-26T16:58:16.740-08:00The revolution is starting--DIDN'T WE SAY ????<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Llz8vi1nKtQ/TpCUN6108mI/AAAAAAAAAis/u7gmCZ1rnkw/s1600/IMG00588-20111008-1051.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><div><br /></div><div>Told ya.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm going downtown. What should my sign say?</div><div><br /></div><div>"Sallie Mae is a Ruthless Bitch" or "Fuck you, Rite Aid" "Soilent green is made out of Corporations" or</div><div><div><br /></div><div><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Llz8vi1nKtQ/TpCUN6108mI/AAAAAAAAAis/u7gmCZ1rnkw/s400/IMG00588-20111008-1051.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5661187698458948194" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000ee;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div> -y<br /><div><br /></div></div></div></div>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-31267398464488142012011-08-10T18:54:00.000-07:002011-12-22T16:41:34.045-08:00I'm on TV Bitch<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HRysRc-8pys/TkM2VEQfDPI/AAAAAAAAAik/CuLznqKDOKw/s1600/IMG00366-20110810-1249.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HRysRc-8pys/TkM2VEQfDPI/AAAAAAAAAik/CuLznqKDOKw/s400/IMG00366-20110810-1249.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5639410893946031346" /></a>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-12884090965228092942011-08-02T18:39:00.000-07:002011-08-03T10:13:51.661-07:00Ha! The greatest vandal.There is someone Brilliant in LA !<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hHgTzooLu08/TjinGICP2VI/AAAAAAAAAic/Jhg1eFzZyxk/s1600/DSCF4443.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hHgTzooLu08/TjinGICP2VI/AAAAAAAAAic/Jhg1eFzZyxk/s400/DSCF4443.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5636438657332140370" /></a>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-59764150407666512502011-07-30T12:34:00.000-07:002011-07-30T12:35:55.558-07:00PerpendicularJust cut the tail off and it will fit.<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f2N5L7vSKqg/TjRc2C3TTyI/AAAAAAAAAiM/n5s0X_hFIOo/s1600/fish%2Band%2Bbeer.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f2N5L7vSKqg/TjRc2C3TTyI/AAAAAAAAAiM/n5s0X_hFIOo/s400/fish%2Band%2Bbeer.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5635231117298847522" /></a>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-5279818970623175762011-07-26T18:14:00.000-07:002011-12-22T16:42:26.304-08:00My quesadilla recipeTwo corn tortillas and a pregnancy test.<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OfbhumXnoOQ/Ti9mrrkpfpI/AAAAAAAAAiE/zFeTdNkq1bE/s1600/EPT%2Btortillas.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OfbhumXnoOQ/Ti9mrrkpfpI/AAAAAAAAAiE/zFeTdNkq1bE/s400/EPT%2Btortillas.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633834559480626834" /></a>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-16993251804633360462011-04-16T22:40:00.000-07:002011-04-16T22:49:43.922-07:00Oh my GOSH so SUPER cute!<iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zQbHS4YJOMc" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" width="480"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Hey, it's Comrade XY here! :) Just been reading this blog, and I realized something:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">IT'S SO SO SO DEPRESSING!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I TOTALLY don't know what Comrade X's problem was, but that guy needed to take his meds, you know? :):):) I mean, SERIOUS! That guy was SUCH a downer! </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">So I decided to lighten things up here with the CUTEST video EVER! Now maybe SOMEONE will read this blog! LOL!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">ENJOY!!!!!!!! :-P</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">XO</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">XY</span>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-37345192177141629742011-04-10T18:48:00.000-07:002011-04-10T19:12:52.908-07:00Hi! I'm Comrade XY!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-skOUeDXEDLM/TaJeIyjF_9I/AAAAAAAAAho/1khZA7F3Dfo/s1600/head%2Bforms.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 226px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-skOUeDXEDLM/TaJeIyjF_9I/AAAAAAAAAho/1khZA7F3Dfo/s400/head%2Bforms.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594137192248508370" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Hi everyone! ;-) I'm Comrade XY! </span><span style="font-family:webdings;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">You know, when Comrade Y heard about Comrade X's so so sad passing :P-( she called me up and asked me if I could help with her blog! A BLOG! Super cool, I said! That would be super FUN! </span></span>I'm SO excited! :)<br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">So let me tell you a little about me (no offense, but I think it's kind of creepy how you never really see Comrade X -- well, saw Comrade X -- or Comrade Y on here -- don't you think that's so weird???), okay? So I'm Comrade XY (Ste -- I mean, Comrade Y -- asked me not to use my real name. I can't remember why right now, I think it had something to do with what the blog was about, which, if I remember correctly, was about something like talking about really cool new stuff that's out there right now that you just absoLUTEly must have RIGHT NOW! <;-P ), and here are some fun facts about ME!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">1. I'm a neo-multitransgendered Person of Coloring.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">2. I'm totally census'ed as "OTHER"!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">3. Politically I'm Conservative Leftist/Radical Middle/Liberal Right.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">4. I listen to Fox News and NPR and Rush Limbaugh and Art Bell and David Sedaris and Ira Glass and I LOVE LOVE LOVE Oprah!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">5. My favorite authors? Well, I don't really read a lot of books (who has the time!), but I totally love the Communist Manifesto and I love chick lit and I subscribe to The Nation and The National Review and GQ and Cosmo and Playboy and Penthouse. I LOVE LOVE LOVE magazines! I could look at them all day long! They have the BEST ads!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">6. I once went skydiving and scuba diving in the same day! For real! ;-)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">7. I live in a co-op with a bunch of lawyers.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">8. I like half-caf decafs. Just like on that movie!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">9. I am totally stoked!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">10. I had a turtle when I was a kid, but it died.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Okay, so that's it for me. FOR NOW! I canNOT wait for the next installment! See ya then!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">XO</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">XY</span>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-20845631750816185062011-03-25T17:56:00.000-07:002011-04-09T13:18:06.294-07:00Hi, my name is Velcro.<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-F5esIS0vqFo/TY059y9hWeI/AAAAAAAAAhg/RLS_W_PO15Y/s1600/photo.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-F5esIS0vqFo/TY059y9hWeI/AAAAAAAAAhg/RLS_W_PO15Y/s400/photo.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5588186446451268066" /></a>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-85836243686886335402011-03-23T21:57:00.000-07:002011-03-23T22:02:22.191-07:00What to do outside the liquor store<div><br /></div><div>1. Pull your skirt up</div><div><br /></div><div>2. Pee on a stick</div><div><br /></div><div>3. Breathe a sign of relief<br /><div><br /></div><div>4. Smoke</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FmjoDlJvmAU/TYrPZuyywnI/AAAAAAAAAhY/1HrRoQTp7V8/s1600/IMG00155-20110312-1007.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FmjoDlJvmAU/TYrPZuyywnI/AAAAAAAAAhY/1HrRoQTp7V8/s400/IMG00155-20110312-1007.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587506328671273586" /></a></div></div>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-70916303265284542322011-03-05T17:43:00.001-08:002011-03-05T18:08:36.650-08:00Quickly-Forgotten Blogger's Suicide Note Found; Vows to "Go Travis Fucking Bickle On This Town"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lpFtJWLivEU/TXLsntdqy-I/AAAAAAAAAhA/Hlj-uOziNHk/s1600/pow.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 281px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lpFtJWLivEU/TXLsntdqy-I/AAAAAAAAAhA/Hlj-uOziNHk/s400/pow.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5580783055228554210" /></a><br /><br /><br />Portland, ORE. (The Oregonian) -- Not-quite-even-flash-in-the-pan blogger Comrade X's unexpected suicide two weeks ago left few mourning, and even fewer interested in the details of his demise. However, the strange circumstances surrounding his fateful decision have proven to be excellent fodder for a slow news day, and so when Portland's inimitable Bluebum showed up at The Oregonian's staff writer's offices with what he claimed to be Comrade X's long-uncared-about suicide note, this reporter was, needless to say, interested in this, if you'll pardon the pun, out-of-the-blue way to keep his job. And so, reprinted below, is the unexpurgated suicide note of Comrade X, whom this writer wishes to thank for making his job so much easier than it usually is:<br /><br />"Comrades of the world, unite! Cease not thy struggles against the demon CAPITALISM, which evil Comrade X has fought the entirety of his devoted yet miserable existence. Miserable, ye say, O My Loyal Followers and Fellow Revolutionaries? Yea, miserable, for lo! Comrade X hath upon him THE DREADED ONUS OF DEPRESSION, the horrible and forbidden KNOWLEDGE OF TOTAL MISSION FAILURE, as he heads into yet another decade of confronting the UTTER POINTLESSNESS of his existence! O, no, fret not, Revolutionaries, for Comrade X despaireth not of the fight, but of the horrid and revolting BALLOONING UP of his very person with the CORPULENCE of capitalism's greatest triumph -- antidepressants! Yea, my bretheren and sisteren, bewareth thou these tiny little devils that doth infest and infect, that doth mitigate the ire and decrease the drive of the Committed Revolutionary! Yea, the very SYSTEM itself doth create this device that, when ingestedeth, doth CREATE in the ingester the DESIRE, the LONGING, the CARNAL KNOWLEDGE of the right royal ass fucking that capitalism doth provide, and LO! IT DOTH MAKE THE TAKER WANTETH EVER MORE! Yea, the Pill With Two Backs slideth and corrupteth, obliterating all fervor, all sense in its path, while PUFFING UP the taker with the LARD OF EXCESS ACCUMULATION, which beeth the very essence of capitalism -- the absorption and retention of FAT and WATER, creating in its wake a very GROTESQUERIE, O My Bretheren and Sisteren!<br /><br />And let ye not sayeth "I don't wanna live!" as I hath done! For thou wilt find thyself flinging thy corpulent and over-generous form underneath the nearest streetcar, thy ice-cream cone rolling tauntingly out of reach, lapped up by a strange little stout fellow who careth not what he eateth off the street, dying WITHOUT DIGNITY as the streetcar rolleth back and forth over ye, unable to go forward or backward, while you refuse to be pulled through the escape plate in the streetcar itself.<br /><br />BEWARE!<br /><br />Oh, and in case this gets published: TELL THEM ALL I'M GOING TO RETURN AND GO TRAVIS FUCKING BICKLE ON THIS TOWN!"<br /><br />This inarticulate message, written in an incomprehensible style, seems to sum up Comrade X's final thoughts on both his ideology and his life, neither of which ever held much interest for blog readers. This writer is amazed that he has written even this much on this fluff piece, but times are tough, as they say. Thank you for reading! I'm sure there's a lesson in Comrade X's note for all of us. Well, for some of us. Maybe.The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-26053242715127448902011-02-26T19:59:00.000-08:002011-02-26T20:51:26.795-08:00Portland Comes in Last in Recent DOEW Poll<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BJsO-sJjG8c/TWnSlHuJnRI/AAAAAAAAAgw/y7cuoy8L-0Y/s1600/funny-celebrity-pictures-portland-the-final-frontier.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BJsO-sJjG8c/TWnSlHuJnRI/AAAAAAAAAgw/y7cuoy8L-0Y/s400/funny-celebrity-pictures-portland-the-final-frontier.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5578221148644678930" /></a><br /><br /><br />Detroit, MICH. (The Detroit Picayune) -- The results are in, and this year's loser is: Portland, Oregon. The Department of Education and Welfare released its latest annual Quality of Peace of Mind Index Poll results, a nationally-administered test designed to measure the Department of Education and Welfare's relative confidence in the educational, cultural, and economic health of 100 major American metropolitan areas. This year, Portland edged out Detroit for last place, placing Detroit in the unprecedented 99th position, a high this city has not seen in the last 70 years. <br /><br />Some factors which the DOEW cited as being of primary concern, and which caused Portland to slip into 100th place (from last year's 97th), are the following:<br /><br />1. 9 out of 10 Portland high schoolers could not locate the United States on a map of the United States. 7 out of 10 did not understand what the name "United States" referred to. 5 out of 10 did not know they lived in Oregon. 3 out of 10 smoked marijuana with poll takers, after which they (both poll takers and students) completely forgot why they were meeting, and so went to a weekend party at Molly Mallory's in the West Hills, who puts out for Seniors if they have access to their parents' BMWs, or so the poll takers were led to believe. In fact, Miss Mallory (Class of 2012) does not put out, as DOEW poll takers learned to their chagrin mere moments before narrowly escaping incarceration as police arrived at the scene to investigate complaints of excessive noise and reckless vomiting.<br /><br />2. Fully 87% of respondents were reported to be in a state of "advanced inebriation" during poll taking. Pollsters for the DOEW reported numerous instances of respondents inviting pollsters into private residences for the purpose of late-morning or mid-afternoon "snack times," which refers to the local custom of imbibing as much beer as possible on one's lunch break, or, in the case of the nearly 15% of Oregonians who are unemployed and the nearly 55% of Oregonians who are mere slackers, at any time of the day or night, and, preferably, at all times of the day and night. The number of poll takers actually participating in this local custom was not released, but unofficial estimates put the tally at 100%.<br /><br />3. 10% of Portlanders admitted to owning a pair of toe shoes, the recent fad of hideous-looking footwear designed for no other purpose than to offend decent, fashion-conscious, upstanding citizens. 10% also admitted to owning a pair of Birkenstock sandals, but unofficial reports from participating pollsters puts that number closer to 99%.<br /><br />4. Homelessness has risen to an alarming 33% of the population. One local resident attributed the cause of this to "all those fucking bums," which admittedly puts the cart before the horse, while another said, rather unhelpfully, that "it's worse than it used to be." DOEW workers investigating the problem report that the number of homeless has risen a drastic 1,327% in the last ten years, with the majority of new homeless describing themselves as "entrepreneurs" who have discovered a new system of requesting alms which involves rotating 8-hour shifts on freeways exits and entrances. One homeless man interviewed by an off-hours DOEW pollster said he was earning an unbelievable $95 per hour, tax-free, by working such a system, and invited said pollster back to his sleeping bag to share a celebratory bottle of Chateau LaTour '87 which he said he had been saving for the day he "broke a hunnerd an hour, dude."<br /><br />5. The Home Pricing Index in Portland sunk to an incredible .00006785, which means that homes purchased in 2009 are now, in 2010, worth .00006785% of last year's purchase price. Local residents of Portland's condo-heavy Pearl District have reported medical problems due to the labor involved in opening and shutting doors heavily-laden with realtor's lock boxes. One man interviewed was recovering from shoulder surgery resulting from a strong gust of wind slamming shut the back door to his condo building, a door whose handle held 77 lock boxes of various weights and sizes. Doctors estimated that the force of the extra weight was the equivalent of having one's arm torn from the socket by 17 bull elephants at the high point of musth detecting the presence of an ovulating female withing ten yards' distance.<br /><br />6. The Portland Art Museum, when interviewed, bragged that they had "the country's 87th-largest collection of Thomas Kinkade paintings." Pollsters felt that no further comment was necessary here, and so retired to the nearby Virginia Cafe for Bloody Marys and tater tots.<br /><br />The DOEW report went on at length, citing 17,342 reasons why Portland ranked last in their poll. This reporter lost interest after the sixth point, preferring instead to retreat to his local watering hole to celebrate his city's ascension to 99th, finally being able to look down on somewhere else as the shittiest place in America.The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-18392743059069290252011-02-26T08:43:00.000-08:002011-02-26T08:59:20.525-08:00untitled<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0KcjbIQQ8dI/TWkxPqdni9I/AAAAAAAAAgY/Zf8mjvwEoQQ/s1600/Picture%2B4.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 385px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0KcjbIQQ8dI/TWkxPqdni9I/AAAAAAAAAgY/Zf8mjvwEoQQ/s400/Picture%2B4.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5578043758641384402" /></a>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-34854311317852624272011-02-16T21:48:00.000-08:002011-02-16T22:37:55.742-08:00Comrade X, We Hardly Knew Ye<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cjquvgdUC7A/TVy40Fj_7tI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/xgzZqXqIKGc/s1600/death_2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cjquvgdUC7A/TVy40Fj_7tI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/xgzZqXqIKGc/s400/death_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574533643763707602" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jdc2qsIjoHY/TVy4uurL-0I/AAAAAAAAAgI/_8DbkqcBd_k/s1600/hell.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 315px; height: 218px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jdc2qsIjoHY/TVy4uurL-0I/AAAAAAAAAgI/_8DbkqcBd_k/s400/hell.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574533551720495938" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VQdxeCe1rtk/TVy4qWGbc6I/AAAAAAAAAgA/0E7myh5Z-1I/s1600/death_2.jpg"><span><span></span></span></a><span style="font-family: courier new;">Portland, ORE. (AP) -- Beloved blogger Comrade X died early last week from ignominy sustained while trapped under a local streetcar. This reporter would like to present Comrade X's obituary as it appeared in the New York Times (2/14/11):</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new;">Internationally-unknown blogger Comrade X, one of the last crusaders in the struggle against capitalism, died last week from a severe disinclination to live, coupled with heightened boredom and the stress of finding his rather corpulent body trapped under a streetcar. Raised during the height of the Cold War by fromageurs on an artisan cheese farm in then-barbaric Minnesota, Comrade X was exposed early to communist ideology and lectured constantly about the evils of capitalism. His parents, Mr. and Mrs. Comrade X, were locally famous sheep-cheese artisans in a state whose prime source of revenue consisted of cow cheese manufacture, and were consequently marginalized by the local populace of Uddertown, MN. Comrade X excelled in school despite the incessant taunts of his lactose-infused schoolmates. He graduated from at least three universities before this reporter lost count, then spent years riding the rails, criss-crossing the United States in order to fully understand "the extent and utter imbrication of capitalist ideology in the vacuous minds and dessicated souls of everyday Americans," as he put it in his recently-unreleased autobiography, Too Fat To Live, Too Ugly To Die: The Untold Story of the Incessant Struggle for Freedom of One Comrade X, American. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new;">After college(s), Comrade X devoted his life to teaching, hoping, in his words, "to educate these poor fucks who never had a chance, due to the utter contempt towards education in this country, and the resulting disdainful and self-hating and utterly worthless people who go into that particular occupation." After years of struggling in academia, Comrade X succumbed to a regimen of anti-depressants, anxiolitics, and alcohol, which caused, in the words of one of his closest friends, Comrade Y, "a kind of, you know, what do you call it? Umm, like, break in his ... umm, his, like .... you know?" </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new;">Comrades X and Y met one sultry summer afternoon in the Brokeback Bar in Venice Beach, called by many "the darkest, dankest, fucking </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: courier new;">dirtiest</span><span style="font-family: courier new;"> bar in the country." Comrade X was vomiting by the jukebox while Comrade Y was trying to play a Tom Petty medley. A friendship was instantly struck, and Comrades X and Y then went on to create the world-unreknowned Irritable Blog Syndrome blog, established for the sole purpose of defeating capitalism in all its various insidious manifestations. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new;">After almost a year of hard labor, writing the blog and pursuing an unrewarding career path, Comrade X began to exhibit symptoms of depression worse than those he was known for. "That dude was fucking depressed, man," one of his former students commented. "Fucking </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: courier new;">depressed</span><span style="font-family: courier new;">!" Loss of income, constant job stress, and the myriad pressures of daily blog writing forced Comrade X to seek psychiatric care. "Yes, he came to me, seeking help," said his former psychiatrist, Dr. Nowan Sowat, "but I could do nothing for him. He was too far gone." Comrade X then sought refuge in alcohol and sugar-based food products. "Oh, yes, he would come in and buy a week's worth of beer and Sara Lee, and then come back the next day and buy the same again. I wondered what he was up to, but of course I couldn't refuse to sell to him. I saw he had a problem, but I have kids to feed, you know? I thought, let him eat cake, so what?" said local merchant, Singh Flamabel, whose bodega Comrade X frequented daily. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new;">Drinking and dessert-binge-eating took its toll, until that fateful day when Comrade X screamed those memorable words, "I don't wanna live!" and threw himself under the streetcar, his ice cream cone akimbo. The rest, as the Bard says, is silence.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new;">Memorial services will be held somewhere at some point. The real memorial is, as always, in the hearts and minds and souls of Comrade X's ever-vigilant, ever-revolutionary followers. Viva la révolucion!</span>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-2302596742737406142011-02-14T18:21:00.000-08:002011-02-14T18:51:37.474-08:00Sort of Funny Show Gets It Kind of Right<iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AVmq9dq6Nsg" frameborder="0" height="390" width="640"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">Portland, ORE. (Reuters) -- Every Sunday night the Baghdad Theater and Pub keeps its doors open late to screen for eager beer-drinking viewers the latest installment of the not-quite-hit, not-quite-original, not-quite-funny new show Portlandia (IFC). This new series takes on Portland, Ore., in all its -- as the show would have you believe -- charming eccentricity. The truth, however, is far more alarming. This reporter has compiled the following list of must-know top-ten factoids about this self-styled Doorway to Nowhere that any viewer of the show should know in order not to be cajoled by its catchy theme song and suggestive meretriciousness:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">1. The dream of the 90s is by no means alive in Portland. Portland is a city whose clock stopped somewhere in the early-to-middle 1980s, and has yet to realize that the Do Not Resuscitate order the rest of America has, by dint of its attempt to stay current with world trends, imposed by proxy upon this sluggish Rain Belt city has yet to be rescinded. Portland is a place where the 80s came not to die, but to live out a superannuated existence, untroubled by the realities of fashion or good taste or even (this reporter hates to say) good manners.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">2. Portland is a city where tipping in excess of 20% is expected (and, it is shameful to say, violently remarked upon in its absence) without the concomitant belief in good service, or, in fact, of service of any kind.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">3. Public education in Portland still operates on the macaroni-and-hand-tracing paper plate Thanksgiving turkey decoration model. In high school.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">4. Funding for public education has been whittled down to 0.0001% of the GDP of the state. Students are required not only to provide their own materials and textbooks, but to provide their own teachers. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">5. There exist 35,362 forms of mold in Portland alone, ten times that in the rest of the state. Fully 95% of them are toxic.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">6. Alcoholism was recently redesignated from a public health concern to a city sporting event.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">7. 9 out of 10 recent tourists interviewed in a New York Times poll couldn't tell the homeless from the residents. 10 out of 10 found both equally annoying.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">8. Portland's Chinatown now contains no actual Chinese residents.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">9. In Portland, one can wear harachis, balloon pants, an orange taffeta vest, and a hat made of toilet seat sanitizers, and NOT be making a fashion statement.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">10. 6 out of 10 Portlanders don't know that the river that runs through the middle of their city -- the Willamette -- is a Super Fund site. 2 out of 10 were surprised to learn that there was a river running through the middle of their city. 2 out of 10 were too stoned to answer the question.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">This reporter hopes that the information provided here will serve to offset any misrepresentation created by the new series Portlandia. But, of course, as in all things, you should really see for yourself.</span>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-47691103630556361672011-02-12T17:48:00.000-08:002011-02-12T18:15:50.689-08:00Anonymous Blogger Calls It Quits<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nMAuolYPIYE/TVc5PpKas5I/AAAAAAAAAf4/YmFAycNvk38/s1600/suicide-bear.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nMAuolYPIYE/TVc5PpKas5I/AAAAAAAAAf4/YmFAycNvk38/s400/suicide-bear.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572986004804645778" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><span style=";font-family:courier new;font-size:100%;" >Portland, ORE. (AP) -- The anonymous blogger known to the world only as "Comrade X" decided late yesterday afternoon to take his own life in what many observers thought a fashion well in keeping with his flamboyant and outrageous online image. One witness to Comrade X's publicly-staged yet apparently spur of the moment suicide noted that the controversial and lately mostly silent blogger had "ballooned out on antidepressants," gaining what another observer termed "a shitload of weight." This witness further noted, "Dude, he was like, walking down the sidewalk with one of them triple-decker ice cream cones in his hand, the strawberry-chocolate-vanilla kind? With sprinkles? And he, like, said, 'I don't wanna live!' and threw himself under the streetcar. And his ice cream cone flew up in the air and the ice cream scoops rolled up against the curb and this girl ate them!" This report was corroborated by another witness who remarked, "Yeah, this girl said, like, 'I'm gonna eat that!' and she totally ate his ice cream while he was like, lying under the streetcar." It seems that Comrade X's attempted suicide did not initially succeed, as he was of rather large proportions and the clearance under the streetcar measured a mere six inches. Yet fantastically, he managed to roll under it and become trapped there (interestingly enough, it seems that on average, 47 Oregonians per year become trapped under light rail public transportation and live; 1, 237 become trapped and die, usually due to the fact that no one cares that they're under there), and when rescue workers from the Oregon Department of Public Transportation arrived to take out the floor panels of the streetcar and pull him through it, he screamed, "Let me die with dignity!" and refused to be moved. A grueling 72 hours later, after the Portland police rushed in negotiators, suicide hotline volunteers, a score of psychotherapists, a team of Ben and Jerry's employees, and Comrade X's own mother, the usually indomitable blogger succumbed to the elements and died, his face frozen in a rictus of utter disdain. Said one observer, "Dude, his face was ALL fucked up! I'm not gonna forget that any time soon. Not for, like, a week, at least!" Services were to be held at Grace Memorial Chapel until someone found a copy of Comrade X's will, which stipulated that his body be cut into one-inch cubes and dropped from a height of 100 feet onto downtown Portland. The date of the carcass dispersal has yet to be announced.</span><br /></span>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-36078528593788938792011-02-09T23:21:00.000-08:002011-02-10T08:58:12.571-08:00The Worst College in America<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zQz9Wraz49s/TVOSPInds_I/AAAAAAAAAfw/XNHSwLMLvYU/s1600/coll.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 265px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zQz9Wraz49s/TVOSPInds_I/AAAAAAAAAfw/XNHSwLMLvYU/s400/coll.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571957952696136690" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:courier new;">Portland, ORE. (AP) -- US News and World Report recently listed their top picks for colleges in 2011. They listed their bottom picks for the current year, as well. This year, as in most previous years, the college coming in at the absolute bottom is (no surprise to long-time readers of that periodical): Portland State University. Some of the reasons given for this ranking of that particular institution are these:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">1. 95% of PSU faculty fantasize about being students in their own classes; the remaining 5% fantasize about being students in other professors' classes, hoping desperately that they might learn something.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">2. 77% of PSU faculty masturbate to the thought of watching themselves teach; 22% masturbate to the thought of watching a video explaining what teaching is; 1% masturbate without realizing it (often in the classroom setting).</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">3. 17% of PSU professors have had sex with their students; 83% have tried and failed to have sex with their students.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">4. 11% of PSU faculty have had a scholarly article rejected by a refereed journal in their field in the past year; 52% of PSU faculty were unable to name a refereed journal in their field; 3% of PSU faculty were unable to define the term "journal"; 87% of PSU faculty described themselves as "resting on my laurels, man."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">5. 54% of PSU faculty have been drunk within 24 hours of teaching; 44% of PSU faculty have been drunk while teaching; 2% of PSU faculty are Mormons.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">6. Tuition rates at PSU have risen 150% within the last five years. Faculty workload has decreased 3,550% within the last five years. Faculty productivity (calculated as a measurement of written work [both published and unpublished], courses taught, amount of papers and exams given and graded, time spent developing lecture content, committee work, public service, and course development) has declines 127,342% over the last twenty years.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">7. The average PSU tenured professor teaches 4 classes within any given year. The average PSU student enrolls in 4 classes within any given year.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">8. PSU faculty have been accused of the following malfeasances: gross incompetence; inability to speak a language recognizable by the majority of the students; inability to understand the rudiments of the required curriculum they are teaching; inappropriate conduct; inappropriate language; inappropriate intelligence; inappropriate attire; general inappropriateness; gross ineptitude; moral turpitude; intellectual laziness; general laziness; fucking laziness; absolute hippieness; partial hippieness; obsolescence. [All charges taken from grievances filed by students and faculty members 2009-2010.] In only 2% of these cases has any faculty member bothered to dispute such charges. In only 0.000000000000000001% of those cases have the charges been taken seriously by a panel of equally inept and morally bankrupt peers.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">9. PSU restrooms have been labeled "the worst in the country" by Washroom Attendant Monthly, a peer-reviewed journal of scholarly inquiry into restroom-related issues.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">10. PSU received votes of "no fucking confidence" more often (97% of all votes tallied) than any other university in America by currently matriculating students (it is interesting to note in this context that the current [i.e., school year 2009-2010] breakdown of grades by student by course at PSU is the following: 63% A; 6% B; 0.5% C; 30.5% Incomplete).</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">These are merely a few of the interesting statistics recently published by US News and World Report about this university. Certainly as this reporter investigates further, even more astounding facts will come to light.</span></span>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-33656950413031079842010-12-15T20:17:00.000-08:002010-12-16T06:59:16.934-08:00How to take care of your tickets<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VtW-wFH9Plo/TQmkaGm6-qI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/KH8_bLPuwVY/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 296px; height: 170px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VtW-wFH9Plo/TQmkaGm6-qI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/KH8_bLPuwVY/s400/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5551148784068262562" /></a><br /><div style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">1. Go to wrong court house.</span></span></div><div style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">2. Spent 40$ on cab to the right court house. Cry in cab. Asked if on drugs by cab driver.</span></div><div style="font-family:Helvetica;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">3. Trigger the metal detectors in the courthouse because you've completely forgotten your bag was full of wires and wire cutters and metal parts from a previous night of making a terrible DNA model for a completely uninterested child who hates you. </span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">4. Get questioned by authorities about bomb making materials.</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">5. Wait three hours in a packed court room full of high strung road <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">ragers</span>, Armenians who </span><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">allegedly</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> text while driving in vehicles whose windows are illegally tinted, and women with three day old infants who run </span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">red lights and drive around train signal thingies.</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">6. Listen to 45 minute lecture by stern African American judge.</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">7. Face podium and look at said stern Judge. Prepare to be amenable and confess your crime of fare evasion (see posting </span><a href="http://irritableblogsyndrome-mjwsls.blogspot.com/2010/06/ubwaysay-i-have-gypsy-blood-i-speak.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">http://irritableblogsyndrome-mjwsls.blogspot.com/2010/06/ubwaysay-i-have-gypsy-blood-i-speak.html</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">)</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">8. Be informed that you are in court because you drove your car without a registration,</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">9. Argue with Judge because you literally don't have a car, so this is not you. Say, "You are mistaken with your papers ,your honor. I am here for a fare evasion ticket"</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">10. Get yelled at by Judge "THIS is what the 45 minute lecture was for, so you wouldn't get up here and pretend you are confused"</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">11. Stammer and become confused.</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">12. Get screamed at again "GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY?!!"</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">13. Say, "Wait. Wait! This isn't what I'm here for!"</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">14. Watch as judge's eye's bulge when he screams "ANSWER IT!"</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">15. Plead "Not Guilty" </span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">16. 20 minutes later realize that you borrowed your friends unregistered car and got pulled over and given a ticket last year.</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">17. Get new court date.</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">18. Get frantic call from co workers that they need a document emailed to them in 15 minutes.</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">19. Run around court house with your laptop open, looking for signal. </span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">20. Find "JUROR"S ONLY" room on 8<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">th</span> floor. </span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">21. Sneak in and send document. Get hit on by creepy juror even though you have mascara running down your face and you look like a mental patient.</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">22. Leave courthouse instead of waiting on 3 hour cashier line to pay 256.00 bail.</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">23. Not take care of your fare evasion ticket.</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">24. Cry in cab home.</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">25. Go to library and check out some Kafka.</span></div><div style=" ;font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-6811768491615343332010-11-11T19:50:00.001-08:002010-11-15T21:07:00.449-08:00I think we started a revolution<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VtW-wFH9Plo/TOIRZT_9g6I/AAAAAAAAAfA/PyYwVE4V2QU/s1600/rachael_ray-show.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 333px; height: 250px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VtW-wFH9Plo/TOIRZT_9g6I/AAAAAAAAAfA/PyYwVE4V2QU/s400/rachael_ray-show.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5540009618182079394" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(61, 61, 61); line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif;font-size:13px;"><ul id="rating_review_list_ul" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><li class="clrfix rating_review" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 14px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; zoom: 1; "><div class="rz-e" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; float: left; position: relative; "><div class="rz-bd" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 7px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; background-image: url(http://my-beta.scrippsnetworks.com/skins/main/images/foodnetwork/fn-ratings-reviews.gif); background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; width: 413px; position: relative; background-position: -440px 0px; background-repeat: initial initial; "><p id="comments_text22276321" class="quote" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 8px; margin-bottom: 7px; margin-left: 8px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 21px; padding-bottom: 7px; padding-left: 17px; clear: both; line-height: 1.385; background-image: url(http://my-beta.scrippsnetworks.com/skins/main/images/foodnetwork/jrnl-quote.gif); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: 0px 3px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; ">Check out the Rachel Ray haters:<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); line-height: normal; font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:16px;"><a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/late-night-bacon-recipe/reviews/index.html">http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/late-night-bacon-recipe/reviews/index.html</a></span></p><p id="comments_text22276321" class="quote" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 8px; margin-bottom: 7px; margin-left: 8px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 21px; padding-bottom: 7px; padding-left: 17px; clear: both; line-height: 1.385; background-image: url(http://my-beta.scrippsnetworks.com/skins/main/images/foodnetwork/jrnl-quote.gif); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: 0px 3px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; ">This was such a fantastic idea! Who would have thought! I actually put individual bacon slices on individual paper plates and used Egyptian cotton towels to absorb the grease! It really classed up this timeless recipe. I also suggest accompanying with Late Night Cereal. Pick any cereal of choice, pour in bowl, add skim, whole or soy, almond milk, serve with spoon. 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I learned how to make bacon this way when I was 5 and a microwave was called a "Radar Range". Glad to see the "recipe" has not been lost through the years like so many timeless ones are.</p><div class="end-quote" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; background-image: url(http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/fn20/imgs/rev-bott.png); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; position: absolute; right: 12px; bottom: 43px; width: 17px; height: 15px; background-position: -432px -9px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "></div><div class="feeback-wrapper clrfix" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 10px; padding-top: 7px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; zoom: 1; border-top-width: 1px; 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background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: 0px 3px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; ">ohhhh wow! Microwave bacon, sounds exotic. I never would have thought of such a culinary triumph, thanks for the suggestion. Question though, is it always customary to place bacon in the microwave BEFORE pressing start or is it more of a play it by ear kind of cooking situation? I'm night a very good cook so directions can get a lil confusing somtimes LOL! I have a great idea for making your drinks better. Place water in a tray and place in the freezer for about 3 or 4 hours but YMMV. I call them ice cubes. Spruces up just about any drink, enjoi!</p><div class="end-quote" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; background-image: url(http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/fn20/imgs/rev-bott.png); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; position: absolute; right: 12px; bottom: 43px; width: 17px; height: 15px; background-position: -432px -9px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "></div><div class="feeback-wrapper clrfix" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 10px; padding-top: 7px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; zoom: 1; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: dashed; border-top-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); 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I got sick because bacon was raw.</p><div class="end-quote" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; background-image: url(http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/fn20/imgs/rev-bott.png); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; position: absolute; right: 12px; bottom: 43px; width: 17px; height: 15px; background-position: -432px -9px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "></div><div class="feeback-wrapper clrfix" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 10px; padding-top: 7px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; zoom: 1; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: dashed; border-top-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); 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background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; height: 4px; width: 405px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "></div></div><p id="comments_text22275810" class="quote" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 8px; margin-bottom: 7px; margin-left: 8px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 21px; padding-bottom: 7px; padding-left: 17px; clear: both; line-height: 1.385; background-image: url(http://my-beta.scrippsnetworks.com/skins/main/images/foodnetwork/jrnl-quote.gif); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: 0px 3px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; ">Sup Ray Ray --<br /><br />Late Night Bacon!!! Forget that ANYTIME -- more like it! I TOTALLEE put in some wood chips in the 'wave to add some smokey flavor. After I open up all of the windows and dismantle the smoke alarms. I just eat and eat and then cry and cry.<br /><br />U R Z BEST<br /><br />U R Z BEST!!!</p><div class="end-quote" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; background-image: url(http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/fn20/imgs/rev-bott.png); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; position: absolute; right: 12px; bottom: 43px; width: 17px; height: 15px; background-position: -432px -9px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "></div><div class="feeback-wrapper clrfix" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 10px; padding-top: 7px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; zoom: 1; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: dashed; 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background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: 0px 3px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; ">I see that this is usually made for the seasons Fall, Spring and Summer but what would happen if I made this in the Winter? Is it too cold out?<br /><br />My husband has quite the love for my late night bacon that sometimes he can't wait till Spring. Should I just say no to Winter late night bacon?<br /></p><div class="end-quote" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; background-image: url(http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/fn20/imgs/rev-bott.png); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; position: absolute; right: 12px; bottom: 43px; width: 17px; height: 15px; background-position: -432px -9px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "></div><div class="feeback-wrapper clrfix" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 10px; padding-top: 7px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; zoom: 1; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: dashed; border-top-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); 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Or does it need to be later?<br /><br /></p><div class="end-quote" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; background-image: url(http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/fn20/imgs/rev-bott.png); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; position: absolute; right: 12px; bottom: 43px; width: 17px; height: 15px; background-position: -432px -9px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "></div><div class="feeback-wrapper clrfix" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 10px; padding-top: 7px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; zoom: 1; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: dashed; border-top-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); 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And are those full sheets of paper towels or half sheets?<br /><br /></p><div class="end-quote" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; background-image: url(http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/fn20/imgs/rev-bott.png); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; position: absolute; right: 12px; bottom: 43px; width: 17px; height: 15px; background-position: -432px -9px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "></div><div class="feeback-wrapper clrfix" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 10px; padding-top: 7px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; zoom: 1; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: dashed; 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background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: 0px 3px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; ">Rachael, you are my favorite food personality. You are very loud and I think yelling is great on TV. I was unable to find "bacon" at my local store. I was able to find "Bacon Bits" but after over 2 hours in the microwave they barely even changed color. So I threw the Bacon Bits away and microwaved some 1000 island dressing on top of 5 paper towels. After 6 min I ended up with very hot, orange paper. Guess what? IT WAS DELICIOUS! You have totally got to try it! I call it "Late Night Thousand Island Roasted Paper Pizza." If you use this recipe on your show, I only ask that you give me credit for. Don't be a jerkface and steal my idea. I trust you but I've got my eye on you.</p><div class="end-quote" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; background-image: url(http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/fn20/imgs/rev-bott.png); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; position: absolute; right: 12px; bottom: 43px; width: 17px; height: 15px; background-position: -432px -9px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "></div><div class="feeback-wrapper clrfix" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 5px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 10px; padding-top: 7px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 0px; zoom: 1; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: dashed; border-top-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); "><small class="number-helpful" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.385; text-align: right; float: right; "><label id="vote_use_22274836" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; ">7</label> people found this review Helpful.</small><div id="comment_22274836" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; width: 398px; "><small class="helpful-vote" id="was_this_928418" style="outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; display: block; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.385; text-align: right; float: right; clear: right; width: 398px; ">Was this review</small></div></div></div></div></li></ul></span></div>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-63868468523298697612010-11-06T23:43:00.000-07:002010-11-07T22:36:38.099-08:00We can all dream<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VtW-wFH9Plo/TNZK0sQBmcI/AAAAAAAAAeo/jD0Kelxrgc0/s1600/IMG00003-20101030-1547_1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VtW-wFH9Plo/TNZK0sQBmcI/AAAAAAAAAeo/jD0Kelxrgc0/s400/IMG00003-20101030-1547_1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5536695060990630338" /></a>Even though I don't have arms, I'm two, and I really need to go poo, I make $25 to $45 dollars an hour. I can't wait to grow up and be a certified medical coder! Exciting!The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-14634959931778266202010-11-01T18:19:00.000-07:002010-11-02T21:44:49.184-07:00brb or Be Right BackDear readers,<div><br /></div><div>We are temporarily unable to write about anything because of a certain law suit from a certain irate mega-corporation. We offended them, apparently. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Ooops</span>. Oh well.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>We regret to interrupt our services and hope to be joining you again soon.</div><div><br /></div><div>In the meantime...Please ponder this. All this talk of online dating had me wondering what would happen if I put up an online dating profile. Well, after two hours of reading one of the many terrifying emails from my would be suitors, I had to go in the witness protection program.</div><div><br /></div><div>Here is part of some guys profile:</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><div><br /></div><div><span style="line-height: 20px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size:12px;"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile/56trailer#" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" style="padding-bottom: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 3px; margin-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline-block; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; color: rgb(29, 79, 148); font-size: 14px; border-left-width: 0px; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; padding-top: 0px; ">The most private thing I’m willing to admit<span style="padding-bottom: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background- min-height: 21px; padding-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; width: 21px; padding-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; float: right; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: 10px; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; font-size:14px;color:transparent;"></span></a><div style="padding-bottom: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px; "><div style="padding-bottom: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px; ">not exactly the right forum for that admission but i could pretend that my dog has had a sex change operation</div><div style="padding-bottom: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-color: transparent; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px; "><br /></div><div style="padding-bottom: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background- margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; outline-width: 0px; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px; color:transparent;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); line-height: normal; font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">WHAT?</span></span></div></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"> </span></div></span></div>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-5706126689144083262010-10-14T22:36:00.000-07:002010-10-14T22:56:51.480-07:00Okay, This Time, I Swear!<iframe frameborder="no" width="480" height="270" scrolling="no" src="http://www.theonion.com/video_embed/?id=14209"></iframe><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/video/online-dating-helping-pathetic-women-get-their-hop,14209/" target="_blank" title="Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently">Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently</a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:courier new;">Okay, so I came across this video, and it reminded me of a woman I saw on the streetcar (why do people act like complete retards the minute they enter the streetcar? They walk in the door and suddenly become confused and just STOP so that no one else can enter. It's madness!), and I can't remember if I've told this story before so I'm just going to tell it again (not that it especially bears repeating, but what the hell -- Comrade X is tired!):</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">So I'm on the streetcar one morning, commuting to the Academic Penal Institution I USED to work in before I got ROYALLY FUCKED by some of the ABSOLUTE INSANE ASSHOLES who populate academia, when this goth kid gets on and sits in front of me. Of course he's got a guitar, so he starts playing it, not all that loud, but just loud enough to let everyone know that HE knows a couple chords and that he JUST wrote a song about his fucking feelings which we were all now subjected to. Well, you know me, of course I wasn't pleased with this situation that had been thrust upon me, but I figured, poor geek, center of his own lonely fucking universe, let the little crybaby have his moment. Well, so this kid plays for maybe thirty seconds, unstrangled by Comrade X, when suddenly this big fat woman (the women in the above video reminded me of this story) at the front of the streetcar turns around and yells, in one of the LOUDEST voices I've ever heard (second only to the crazy guy I saw the other day at the Academic Penal Institution screaming about someone's toe and how "That's what they do in Florida!") , "Give 'em an inch and they take a mile!" Suddenly all sound ceased as everyone simultaneously tried to make sense of this absolutely nonsensical utterance, and just at the point when we all realized that she was talking about the goth kid, she screams again, "Please don't play your guitar on the streetcar. THANK YOU!" To which the goth kid says, "Sorry" in his timid little voice and sits there, dejected, his head hanging down and probably now thinking about cutting himself. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">So, now that everything was quiet, what does the fat bitch do? Yep, that's right: she gets on her cell phone and proceeds to have THE LOUDEST cell phone conversation EVER. For the entire trip. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">Give 'em an inch, and they'll take a mile, indeed. Fucking hell. Everyone in this town feels they have the right to do whatever they want and not be bothered by anyone else doing whatever they want while they're doing it. If you get my meaning. THANK YOU!</span><br /></span>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-86838495531616486632010-10-12T21:49:00.000-07:002010-10-12T22:13:04.912-07:00Okay, This Time, I Mean It: Where to Meet Your Online Date<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VtW-wFH9Plo/TLU7uqhl81I/AAAAAAAAAeg/0RPU9nWy6t4/s1600/onlinedating2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VtW-wFH9Plo/TLU7uqhl81I/AAAAAAAAAeg/0RPU9nWy6t4/s400/onlinedating2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5527389790542361426" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:courier new;">Okay, once again I have stumbled onto a bizarre picture in search for an appropriate image for the "Where to Meet Your Online Date" post. This one came with the following introductory paragraph:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">"A few years ago a girlfriend and I decided to try online dating at the same time. For some reason trying it together seemed to kill the stigma that we couldn’t get a date without some type of assistance. We both happened to be single moms and thought this would be a great way to meet new people. What a ride it became!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">The rest of the article is ludicrous. But the picture gives me pause. If it's connected to the article, then I can only imagine the context as being a conversation between the unnamed girlfriends:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">A: OMG, I just found a guy who is SOOOOOOOO cute! You HAVE to see him!</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">B: I'll look him up RIGHT NOW! What's his profile name?</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">A: Randybastard69!</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">B: OMG! There he is! OMG, he's SOOOOOOOOOO cute!</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">A: Don't you love his brooding good looks?</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">B: Hard to tell under the facial hair, but I LOOOOOOOVE the porkpie hat!</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">A: He is SUCH a hipster! LOOOOOOVE the hipsters!</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">B: They are SO emotional! They just SO understand how a woman FEELS, you know?</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">A: OMG, I SO know! Listen to this: he says, "I feel my pain too intensely, and I want to share it with someone who can understand me on a deeper level. I'm so intense. I ache for the pains of the world." Gawd, he's SO emo!</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">B: I LOVE emo! You can share clothes!</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">A: OMG! Yes! And listen to this: "I like to spend my evenings thinking about dark things, maybe too dark for you, because I'm so intense. Do I scare you? But I also like bands, but only really dark ones, like Death's Head Moth and Emos Under Fire and Put to the Torture and Cry Baby Cry. Maybe we could see a show and afterward feel really bad about the state of the world. Or have coffee. And talk about our feelings."</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">B: Ahhh! OMG! He's SOOOOOOOOO your type!</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">A: OMG, I know, right!?</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">B: OMG!</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">A: OMG!</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">B: OMG!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">Etc.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">I mean, seriously, does anyone sit on the phone looking at losers' profiles and call their friends and talk about it? Well, yes -- but only to discuss the dregs. The laughable dregs.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">Shit. I see I've become distracted and divagated from my purpose. Okay, next time, I swear I'll get to the post I've promised you.</span><br /></span>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3900743594969323040.post-45720340018850664532010-10-11T23:11:00.001-07:002010-10-12T09:03:22.691-07:00Where to Meet Your Online Date<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VtW-wFH9Plo/TLP8NIQlFLI/AAAAAAAAAeY/35KK_jtpKe0/s1600/online-dating-men.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VtW-wFH9Plo/TLP8NIQlFLI/AAAAAAAAAeY/35KK_jtpKe0/s400/online-dating-men.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5527038470199252146" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:courier new;">Before I begin this post, I just want to draw your attention to this picture: it was found on an "advice" page called "Read the Secrets of Online Dating for Men." Okay, first of all, there are no secrets, but beyond that, what exactly is going on in this picture? Some possibilities:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">1. The guy dates the woman, they go to her place, he fucks her, then falls asleep on her couch. She then immediately starts looking for someone else because she's a nymphomaniac.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">2. The guy dates the woman, they go back to his place, he doesn't fuck her but falls asleep instead, and she looks at his porn collection to see what it was he was really looking for, and is apparently disgusted at what she finds.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">3. They're married and TOTALLY despise each other. She looks for online dates while he's awake just to annoy him, and he pretends to sleep so she won't have the satisfaction of doing so.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">4. They both work in the pornography industry and so NEVER fuck. Why does she troll the internet? Who knows! She's in porn -- she's crazy!</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">5. He's gay and doesn't want to admit it.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">6. She's gay and tries to hide it.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">7. He's just really, really tired. No real story here.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">8. They fucked and now she's online shopping.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">9. They didn't fuck and now she's posting about it on Facebook.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">10. She realized that she was WAY too good for him, so she slipped him a roofie and while he's sleeping it off she's online looking for someone else she's way too good for.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">I don't know; I'm confused. All plausible explanations will be considered.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">Oh, I forgot to get to today's topic -- well, tune in tomorrow, Loyal Readers!</span><br /></span>The Irritableshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01795517905576595004noreply@blogger.com1