Where to Meet Your Online Date

Before I begin this post, I just want to draw your attention to this picture: it was found on an "advice" page called "Read the Secrets of Online Dating for Men." Okay, first of all, there are no secrets, but beyond that, what exactly is going on in this picture? Some possibilities:

1. The guy dates the woman, they go to her place, he fucks her, then falls asleep on her couch. She then immediately starts looking for someone else because she's a nymphomaniac.
2. The guy dates the woman, they go back to his place, he doesn't fuck her but falls asleep instead, and she looks at his porn collection to see what it was he was really looking for, and is apparently disgusted at what she finds.
3. They're married and TOTALLY despise each other. She looks for online dates while he's awake just to annoy him, and he pretends to sleep so she won't have the satisfaction of doing so.
4. They both work in the pornography industry and so NEVER fuck. Why does she troll the internet? Who knows! She's in porn -- she's crazy!
5. He's gay and doesn't want to admit it.
6. She's gay and tries to hide it.
7. He's just really, really tired. No real story here.
8. They fucked and now she's online shopping.
9. They didn't fuck and now she's posting about it on Facebook.
10. She realized that she was WAY too good for him, so she slipped him a roofie and while he's sleeping it off she's online looking for someone else she's way too good for.

I don't know; I'm confused. All plausible explanations will be considered.

Oh, I forgot to get to today's topic -- well, tune in tomorrow, Loyal Readers!