Subliminal plug theory

This means:

1. Jesus was electrocuted for your sins.

2. The Lord wants you to plug things in. (See previous Internet dating posts)

3. Don't let the battery die on your electronic equipment. God forbid you should have to look up from the screen in front of your face.

4.Lo, Jesus my savior, there is a miracle happening here. It's called, "You can fit two SUV sized boxy fucked up chargers on one power strip."! Or, "We've pointlessly made enough different kinds of chargers to fill up a small country"

:) Y

P.S. Make sure you keep them plugged in even if you aren't using them. It's a quick and easy way to waste resources.