Sunday, April 10, 2011

Hi! I'm Comrade XY!


Hi everyone! ;-) I'm Comrade XY! You know, when Comrade Y heard about Comrade X's so so sad passing :P-( she called me up and asked me if I could help with her blog! A BLOG! Super cool, I said! That would be super FUN! I'm SO excited! :)

So let me tell you a little about me (no offense, but I think it's kind of creepy how you never really see Comrade X -- well, saw Comrade X -- or Comrade Y on here -- don't you think that's so weird???), okay? So I'm Comrade XY (Ste -- I mean, Comrade Y -- asked me not to use my real name. I can't remember why right now, I think it had something to do with what the blog was about, which, if I remember correctly, was about something like talking about really cool new stuff that's out there right now that you just absoLUTEly must have RIGHT NOW! <;-P ), and here are some fun facts about ME!

1. I'm a neo-multitransgendered Person of Coloring.

2. I'm totally census'ed as "OTHER"!

3. Politically I'm Conservative Leftist/Radical Middle/Liberal Right.

4. I listen to Fox News and NPR and Rush Limbaugh and Art Bell and David Sedaris and Ira Glass and I LOVE LOVE LOVE Oprah!

5. My favorite authors? Well, I don't really read a lot of books (who has the time!), but I totally love the Communist Manifesto and I love chick lit and I subscribe to The Nation and The National Review and GQ and Cosmo and Playboy and Penthouse. I LOVE LOVE LOVE magazines! I could look at them all day long! They have the BEST ads!

6. I once went skydiving and scuba diving in the same day! For real! ;-)

7. I live in a co-op with a bunch of lawyers.

8. I like half-caf decafs. Just like on that movie!

9. I am totally stoked!

10. I had a turtle when I was a kid, but it died.

Okay, so that's it for me. FOR NOW! I canNOT wait for the next installment! See ya then!

XO
XY

1 comment:

  1. I had turtles and their eyes looked just like your head sockets when they died.

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