Showing posts with label Chips Ahoy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chips Ahoy. Show all posts

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Fuck you, bitch. Wait, can I be you ?

This from the New York Times Style section.
http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/27/profile-in-style-kelly-wearstler/

Impossibly fabulous. Impossibly tall. Impossibly fabulous. Impossibly tall.

Something about those big orange lines on the wall and the orange in the painting fill me with such dread and rage that I can barely breathe.

See if you can read the rest of the article and and scroll through this woman's life without strangling the nearest person/thing/pet/boyfriend/grandmother.

I read these type of things and buy into it. Don't we all ? Isn't that the whole point; to make us feel inferior,ugly,dumb,pedestrian? It's a big HUGE obvious ploy for us to buy,buy, buy, but yet I STILL BUY BUY BUY INTO IT !!!
IT MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF AND THEN GRAB TUFTS OF HER HAIR AND YANK IT OUT.

Is it possible that this is not a myth ? Does this really exist ? (Actually I have seen it first hand.)

That's the sad part. It does exist.

(Impossibly conflicted feelings-- There, I confess)

xo--Y







Saturday, March 27, 2010

Hey, Do you want to play game now ?

"Okay, here...I help.

One of these things is not like the other things.
One of these things , it doesn't belong.
Can you guess which thing is not like the other thing before I finish my sooooong?!!!"








Did you try with all your might ? Did you guess right ?

LIQUIBEADS! Huh?
PLEASE , can we all be dead before ANYONE on earth inserts a moisture bead up their bagina ?

Dear lord, please let there be a recall... forever.