Well, Comrades, I hope you are celebrating May Day, the birth of organized labor -- and radicalized labor, at that -- right here in the United States of Bourgeois Oppression. This is its birthday. I'm not sure what day it died, though, but I do know that it was moribund for quite a while until Herr Reagan finally suffocated it with a pillow.
Rise up!
Oh, and I got you all a present:
