FIRST check this out and then get back to us.When you are in DA CLUB and you are about to GET IT ON in front of everyone, make sure you brush your teeth !
"Be prepared, don't be without,and don't get caught without--I'll be right back"
Forget about condom's ! If you brush your teeth with these--with freshening bead--you are all set. No STD's for you !
Don't forget to buy the 16 pack... because you never ever go home ? Because you just hop from club to random hot guys house back to da club ?
OR is it because you are OUT ALL DAY WORKING your ass off in order to buy useless pieces of plastic and therefore you can NEVER make it home to brush your teeth ?
I'm so confused.
What is this place?
Where are we?
What is happening ?
Can I go home now and brush my teeth ?
