This shoe is sexy.
This shoe is sturdy.
This shoe is comfortable.
This shoe is boring.
This shoe is ridiculous.
And this shoe is just motherfucking STUPID. I can't believe that I actually see people WEARING these. IN PUBLIC! AS FASHION STATEMENTS! What the fuck kind of moron wears a shoe that has separate pockets for the toes? What exactly is the advantage of this? And I've seen people EXERCISING in them! Apparently it's an ATHLETIC SHOE! Fucking hell, people, get a fucking grip! This is just a fucking sartorial abomination! What load of shit have you been fed that made you buy them? Fucking capitalist consumers: they'll buy ANYTHING if REI sells it. FUCK YOU, REI! FUCK YOU for making me have to see this shit in my daily life! Fuck you for making me have to live in a world where this product exists! Fuck you for making me have to live in a world where people exist who will BUY this product! Just, FUCK YOU! Oh, and they come in a sexy strap version, too:
Oh, and: it's NOT a shoe!
