Uncrustables

UNCRUSTABLES . Frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts cut off.

You know you’ve seen them in the frozen food aisles, and then you shielded your eyes, right?

Because if you looked at them too long the world might end?

The recipe for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is really complicated,so it is totally understandable that you might save some time and go out and get some of these.

Umm…by the way….WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU INSANE ? YOUR POOR CHILD ! You can't stay home for one second and drag a knife across a piece of white bread for them?

UNCRUSTABLES? Really ? Really? Smuck-you , you mother fuckers.

(What’s next--Crustables for healthy gums?)

And again with the "Comic Sans MS" bubbly typeface ?

Are we raising children who can only read if the letters look like marshmallows?

On The Go medicines

“Benadryl Children's Perfect Measure Pre-Filled Single Use Antihistamine Spoons, Cherry Flavored Liquid, 10-Count

Alka-seltzer FAST Multi-symptom Cold Relief in a Fizz-Free, Taste-Free Formula

Good news, now you don't have to lug around giant bottles of medicine !!

WHAT ? Why do you need a single serving of medicine ? WHEN YOU ARE OUTSIDE IN THE WORLD ?

A) If your child is sick, then keep them home. What is so important? If you have heartburn, how about you stop constantly eating old grease.

B) If you are a child and you cant buy medicine what difference does it make that the packaging is "cute"?

C) Does it have to have that ugly bubble type in bright colors ? Fuck you.

d) Do we ALL have to be medicated at all times ?Even the babies ,dear lord? THE BABIES?

E) Cant you just take the bottle and a spoon with you, if you must?

F) Plus,tough it out, you whiny sacks of shit !