Showing posts with label Makers Mark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Makers Mark. Show all posts

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Dear Makers Mark, you're an idiot.


It says, "Yep, they're real"


This offends me.
To what are they referring? Breasts?
Gross.
Double gross.

When I look at those bottles on the way home from work everyday I say to myself, "Oh god, not again" .
Anyway, if those are supposed to be breasts they should immediately report to a plastic surgeon! I feel deformed just looking at them.




a) Maybe I am naive/ a snob, but isn't this joke from the 90's?
b) Did you ever wonder why billboards have to be so HUGE in a little tiny neighborhood? We feel like there is a mothership hovering above us, blocking out the sun!
c) What if I put up a giant billboard that says, "I'm saving up for uzi paint gun."?

-Y